Global positioning
The NSRI in Cape Town picked up a faint radio distress signal from a sinking pleasure yacht:
Yacht radio operator: May...ay ...ayd... Mayday ... is yacht Nal...i ... am sinking fast... need assis...
NSRI radio officer: What is your position? I repeat, what is your position?
Yacht radio operator: I... sales director... Clothing Warehouse. Please hurry!!!
Oilskin_Olga
Oilskin_Olga has been "sailing" aboard Yachtless.com since 2006-09-01 02:32:30. She is registered for duty in the Gear category, in Africa, and has posted a grand total of 2 posts (including all the articles, comments, directory listings, classified adverts and sailing terms she contributed).
Oilskin_Olga's motto is "Curvy in a square rig" and one can see that she lives by those words, because she has earned the right to be called by the rank of Stowaway onboard the Yachtless.com website. The Captain saw this great potential in Oilskin_Olga and appointed her as his Officer aboard Yachtless.com
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